it’s called a Helmate™ and it’s revolutionized the modern pedestrian.

only takes about a minute to go from local wrestler to department head. a minute and the right gym bag.

jesus: *travels forward in time to eat at chipotle*

jesus: damn this shiz is good!!!1

*destroys world*

verylittlebird:

"he’s has his time in the sun" mutters William, lowering the baby into a large metal container. "now he goes in the box".
“the royal box!” Kate interjects, smiling uneasily.

(via grimelords)

premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via
A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

It’s just like that movie Her premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via
A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

It’s just like that movie Her

premierbonheur:

emes:

arutairu:

algopop:

Bots - talking amongst themselves - via

A twitter conversation between two bots (@oliviataters and @notkeithcalder) was picked up and intercepted by the Bank of America bot account. This is twitter bot culture sans humans. 

they’re forming societies

i’m so tickled by this exchange oh my GOD

different are soffftttt

It’s just like that movie Her

(via paxamericana)

nothing more inspiring when buying jewels than twice passing under the man forever carrying the vastness of time on his back

the dream is real

rasterizing:

best ottoman 

rasterizing:

best ottoman 

Scotland Scotland
this probably isn’t going to work

this probably isn’t going to work

An Appalachian man converses with an Indian in front of a log cabin, Great Smoky Mountains, Near Gatlinburg 1920s-1930s

(via quoms)