how 1996 of him

how 1996 of him

my uncle clicked a spam video of a girl hoola hooping in her undies and it automatically posted to his facebook and there’s no way i’m gonna not remember it at the next family gathering

when I have a kid they’re gonna have an instagram that catalogues their entire life cycle from birth to death and at their funeral people will watch it and I will be smiling from purgatory eating Crispix waiting for them to get here so we can play foosball.

this reminds me of people who strive to advance their careers.

this reminds me of people who strive to advance their careers.

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me: oh so @dril mentions there could be a skeleton war and now everybody just halfway believes there really is one and makes jokes about it online that’s so lame

me: *first casualty of skeleton war*

never been called the junk champion. not gonna argue.

expected great things from the youth of america until i saw a goth teen stomp a free ice cream sandwich in the street this afternoon.

if you asked me in 2001 if this is the type of headlines we’d be seeing in 2014 i’d have answered with a solid maybe or a ‘that sounds probable’

if you asked me in 2001 if this is the type of headlines we’d be seeing in 2014 i’d have answered with a solid maybe or a ‘that sounds probable’

After early speculation about Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett, the rumor mill in the past few weeks focused on Christian Bale, Joaquin Phoenix and Josh Brolin .

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seventh place is the sixth loser

let me take you back to a time before the internet when there were relatively very few hilarious pictures of animals to look at

an unquestionable success

an unquestionable success

the river was wild that day

the ‘American Dream’ aesthetic


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or missed

or missed